The Jess Files

No pants is the best pants

lacigreen:

new video up babes!  WHY I’M A….FEMINIST *gasp!!* *shock!!!1* *horror!!!!*

i know, i know.  gender equality is a terrifying thing here on the interwebs.  here are just a few (err…60) of the reasons i’m a feminist.

are you?

I am going fifties secretary with my interview in the morning.

And sweetheart baker in the evening.

Which means slight costume change. But that’s life.

I am more than a fucking number. 

I am more than my gpa.

heyfunniest:

Trying to make plans with your friends..

heyfunniest:

Trying to make plans with your friends..

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

mysweetcupoftea:

HIMYM AU: Barney finds out that Robin works for S.H.I.E.L.D as Agent Hill (Part 1)

(via morrisonss)

This is a big week for me and I would appreciate it if you’d keep me in your thoughts tuesday/wednesday because I could be one step closer to hired, if not hired then. Thanks

vikkilovely:

I almost died laughing.

(Source: bobsgifs, via fuckyeahloldemort)

Fell down the stairs at this pizza place today. When asked if I was okay I replied, “It’s okay. I go down all the time.” The waiter just looked sad for me. 

meisterj:

Remember when Disney was all like ‘fuck how races work and homogeneous casts and couples’?

Black and white couple produce fillipino-american child. White dude is the valet. White step mother, one white step sister, one black step sister. Just a jumble, and it ought to happen again.

Some facts from imdb:

First multi-racial cast performing Rodgers and Hammerstein’s Cinderella.

Whitney Houston was producing Rodger and Hammerstein’s “Cinderella” and was to star in it until she decided that Brandy Norwood would make a better Cinderella. Brandy would not do it unless her idol Whitney took the Fairy Godmother role.

Brandy Norwood became the first African-American to play Cinderella. This version broke viewer-ship records when it debuted, and it holds the record for the bestselling video for a made for TV movie.

So fuck any noise where people say audiences don’t want to see a mixed race couple, or more people of color. This was a success from television. I still remember Brandy singing Impossible. 

That ought to happen again. Mixed race live action cast where the relationships don’t made genetic or racial sense.

(Source: lifeisblaq, via rowanandphoenixfeather)